A Lesson in Vocab

exhighted (adj) - 1. The state of being so high on uppers that one wishes only to stay up late into the night seeking out people to converse with about subjects such as the gender binary, social constructions, anti-civilization, and nerve synapses. This may also result in punching bitches in the face, yelling at everyone in a club, and sitting in a dark room on a computer while a 4am transport occurs six floors below.

2. The state of being so high on marijuana that one actually finds the phrase "exhighted" to be hilarious.

highbernation (n) - the result of highness to the point that one is unable to wake up the next morning, usually resulting in the blowing off of an opportunity or responsibility such as class, internships, or work

enlhightenment (n) - a seemingly profound conclusion that one reaches while high, usually includes solutions to problems such as world hunger, war, poverty, and what to buy from the Eagle's Nest (everything). To be considered a true highvelation, it must evoke an immediate "what the fuck" response in the morning.

Anything worth anything only happens at night.